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nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

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icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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bennguini:

Lms if u cried
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"and uh yeah"
every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

briere-mon-cher:

vvilmyers:

*sees two teams I hate play each other* I hope they both lose

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wickedpissahbruins:

from the Carolina Hurricanes snapchat
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trust:

"all girls dress the same"

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports