lubricates:

When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it

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sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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ekholms:

gavinoh-free:

ALL HAIL THE MOTHER CROC
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bennguini:

The Dallas Stars have lost their chill (pt 2)
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samreinharts:

when you and your brothers all kinda look the same but different

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  • TV show producer: Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
  • ammits420friendlychillspot:

    i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

    
All the single ladies
    ellestanger:

I saw this at 3 a.m. I like.