peeksy:

sexstiel:

this is literally the best video on the internet

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

  • KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
  • MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
  • garageleague:

can’t touch this 
  • Nash Grier: *Slaughters 8 million people*
  • His Fans: Its your opinion. Leave him alone.